(An Epic Tale, in Two Parts)
Part 1
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| <Xore> |
| <Xore> |
| <Pickle Jar> |
*Intermission*
*End of Intermission*
Part 2
The end?
Currently Listening to:
[ Transmission ] The Tea Party - Emerald
"Confess what you crave // a life without pain
you'd kill for the taste // But the hurt still remains
Still they don't know who you are
Just be still my emerald // I'll be waiting for you"
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February 9th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
Xore: 0 - Pickle Jar: 1
February 10th, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Put it under some warm water?
Hit Neil45354 with it?
February 11th, 2006 at 2:04 am
Pickle jars have an unfair advantage…
February 13th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
1. Open pickle jar
2.
3. Profit $$$
February 16th, 2006 at 1:18 am
Wham the side of the lid against the floor to break the seal.
February 19th, 2006 at 7:55 pm
If you slam the pickle jar against cement really hard as to break it, you should be able to open it.
February 19th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
holy cow, you guys, you should be ashamed. You have some real issues with violence and pickle jars.
I spent an hour with my pickle jar, gave it some chocolates, made it a nice dinner. I found that, if you actually sit there and *listen* to your pickle jar, it’ll really start to open up to you, you know?
And now i’m enjoying pickles.
February 26th, 2006 at 7:26 am
I find that the Omega Chi pickle jars are far more loose and easier to open up. No effort really necessary.
March 31st, 2006 at 9:46 pm
Micheal vs. the mouse
Tale of a boy and his mouse. Poor Micheal thought the mouse liked him.
Micheal: Hello mouse
Mouse: …
Micheal: Did you just wink at me?
Windows: Forgive the intrusion, but the mouse doesn’t want to cooperate so I’m going to play thi…